Cheese NEWS week commencing 27th April 2009
- By Charlie Cheshire
- Published Thursday 7th 2009
Charlie Cheshire
I am the editor of the Wensleydale Gazette. I am 35 yrs old, married to Christine and have a daughter called Carly. I live in Wensleydale Well.
Monday 27th April 2009
Pickle disease
This warning is not fake, there's been an outbreak,
of a very dangerous disease.
Many Pickles are unwell, sore eyes, that can swell,
and it's passed on with ease.
With symptoms much like flu, all that you can do,
is to rest and remain inside.
Have lots to drink, check for spots coloured pink,
luckily so far no one has died.
Tuesday 28th April 2009
Quarantine
Those who are infected, have now been selected,
to remain in a quarantine.
They must go indoors, seal all windows and doors,
and Keep everything clean.
All visitors are banned, so please understand,
and leave these people alone.
They must recuperate, visits will have to wait,
please let them rest at home.
Wednesday 29th April 2009
Doctors stretched
Rushed off their feet, non emergencies will keep,
as Doctor's prioritise the ill.
All beds are taken, with patients’ sick and shaken,
waiting to get a special pill.
The nurses are so tired, they have to be admired,
for working thirty six hours straight.
The sacrifice they're making, all giving not taking,
they are truly amazing, just great.
Thursday 30th April 2009
Mozzarella helps out
Mozzarella Mike, has volunteered his bike,
to transport blood and supplies.
He's never been so kind, what's on his mind,
this is an unexpected surprise.
Even Freddie Feta, is trying to feel better,
by helping out where he can.
He's trying not to complain, or to be a pain,
well that is his original plan.
Friday 1st May 2009
May day
It's the first of May, what a wonderful day,
time to dance round the pole.
To do your own thing, to dance and sing,
and to feel alive in your soul.
It's time to celebrate growing, loving, knowing,
and appreciate what you've got.
To show you care, to give what you have spare,
because many don't have a lot.
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1 Response to "Cheese NEWS week commencing 27th April 2009 " 
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said this on 12 Jun 2009 8:35:08 AM UTC
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Great poems by the way. |
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