Monday 25th February 2008
Don't be surprised, Spring has arrived,
and the plants are beginning to flower.
You still need a sweater, people feel better,
and everyone's got more energy and power.

People are out walking, feel more like talking,
and everyone's much happier and they smile.
People are out and about, sing and shout,
and are happy walking for mile after mile
Tuesday 26th February 2008

An eclipse of the moon
I have a few tips if you want to see the eclipse,
turning off all lights seems to work best.
Looking through your telescope, don't give up hope,
point it in the direction of North by North West.

Fine weather in the Vale,
It'll be 14 degrees, with a very light breeze,
and sunny for most of the afternoon.
Then at about 7, pouring down from heaven,
it'll rain like in a tropical monsoon.

Wednesday 27th February 2008
Problems on the trains
The 8.38 is going to be late,
we're not sure why the delay,
All we know is that it's traveling slow,
and it'll be like this all day.

Yesterday's rains have caused problems with the trains,
they're damp all the way through,
The electrics are sparking, especially when parking,
and they're not sure what they can do.

Thursday 28th February 2008
You need to be aware, that we'll be off the air,
until early some time next week.

Our reporters are unwell, under the flu spell,
and are in bed unable to speak. 

We’ll give you a full update in a very short while,
If have to rest now, a 1 metre walk feels like a mile.

Friday 29th February 2008
I have a sweat, my clothes are all wet,
and I feel like I'm going to die.
I'm shaking, shivering, my bodies quivering,
and all my clothes need to dry.

The rest of the news crew, also have flu,
some of them are worse than me.
Asleep in their beds, resting their heads,
when they'll be back we'll see.