Cheese people news W/C 4th February 2008
- By Charlie Cheshire
- Published Monday 4th 2008
Charlie Cheshire
I am the editor of the Wensleydale Gazette. I am 35 yrs old, married to Christine and have a daughter called Carly. I live in Wensleydale Well.
Monday 4th February 2008
This weekend there were problems
with the Vale's satellite,
but engineers have been working on
it so now it seems alright.
And on Sunday in Cheddar village
there was no electrical power,
resulting in lots and lots of
Cheese People unable to bath or shower.
And with no electricity there was
no light to read a book,
and for people with electric ovens
it was impossible to cook.
People were walking around in
pyjamas, bare feet, slippers and sandles,
searching every place they could
for a match, a torch or
candles.
Now power is working perfectly in
the Vale, so everything is fine,
and if you have to go to work today
there's no excuse not to be on time.
Tuesday 5th
February 2008
Today there’s rally
driving, through the forest trails,
it’s a very tough race, a very quick pace,
it’s even tougher than the
course in North Wales.
There are long sharp bends,
at over 180 degrees,
there are muddy bogs and very
big logs
oh, and watch out for the
mysterious trees!
It's tough, it's rough
and it's very dangerous driving event,
bumbs, big humps, you'll get
more than a scratch or a dent.
You need solid brakes,
can make no mistakes,
and need nerves that are
made of steel.
There's no room for error,
no place for terror,
and both hand should grip
the steering wheel.
Wednesday 6th
February 2008
In the rally driving event, there's only been one accident and
luckily nobody was hurt,
the car that was last, started driving very fast and then
suddenly skidded off the dirt.
The driver lost control, the car started to roll and ended up in
a ditch, upside down,
they started to worry and so got out in a hurry, afraid that
maybe they'd drown.
But they'll live another day, both are ok, there's just damage
to the car and their pride,
They're both slightly bruised and a little confused but grateful that neither of them died.
Thursday 7th
February 2008
The local border patrol, are there to control, suspicious people
trying to get into the Vale,
and last night they discovered and think they've uncovered, a
plan to smuggle people in by rail.
They're interviewing two, who were trying to get through, a
fence in the West of the Vale.
They're trying to understand exactly what was planned and why
they had maps in such detail.
Friday 8th February 2008
They're nice chaps, ok they had detailed maps
but spotting trains is how they spend their time,
they were planning a weekend away, that's what they say,
and everything checks out and is fine.
This weekend there's a
karate competition at Gruyere
Girls School.
An amazing skill, to watch is a thrill,
the speed of their moves is like lightening,
they chop, they kick, they're ever so quick,
and to fight them would be ever so frightening.