Monday 14th January 2008
The missing Cheese.

Please, please, please,
help us find our missing cheese,
she's disappeared and can't be found.
She was in the park,
we have to find her before it’s dark,
she was playing there and running around.

Bobby Blue is leading the search,
his office is in the Church,
the number there is 222322,
If you can help please call,
or come down to the Church hall,
anything at all that you can do.

Tuesday 15th January 2008
Monteray Jack hunts the missing cheese down

Using jungle war techniques,
he found her in hours not weeks,
she'd tripped and fallen into a hole.
He tracked her from her smell,
which had changed when she fell,
she was buried in dirt like a mole.

She had a big bump on her head,
covered in blood, sticky and red,
but the cut, it wasn't very deep.
As she went into the crowd,
they began to cheer very loud,
and many of them, began to weep.

The news quickly spread around,
the missing cheese had been found,
and Monteray Jack was called a hero.
The rescue was gossip of the day,
there was reward money to pay,
but Monteray Jack wanted zero! 

Wednesday 16th January 2008

It's the warmest January in 200 years,
confirming everyone's worst fears,
that global warming is very real.
The Vale’s changing, the weather’s weird,
this is something that should be feared,
it is by the homeless Polar bears and seals.

Their world is melting every day,
less room to live, hunt and play,
many of them fighting to survive.
Once there were hundreds in the sea,
now they’re down to just seventy three
and four years ago they used to thrive.

Thursday 17th January 2008

It's been raining for 8 hours,
pouring down not showers,
and the river Rind is rising fast.

It's very close to overflowing,
and there's no real way of knowing,
how long this weather will last.

Parts of the river are being diverted,
people in danger are being alerted,
and 1 million bags of sand are ready.

So stay tuned and listen to the news,
for regular info and our experts views,
don’t panic, stay calm and take it steady.

Friday 18th January 2008
There has been no major flood,
just a lot of soggy soil and mud,
everyone is very, very relieved.

Water levels are dropping,
the rain is finally stopping,
if the forecast can be believed.