Brown, Brown, don't turn the sound down,
I'm appearing soon on American TV,
I'm playing a fool, but it's actually quite cool,
and it's all for a good charity.

We're waging a war, called 'Malaria no more',
to wipe out this horrible disease.
We're raising money for nets, so turn on your sets,
and spare us a few dollars, please.

Watch the 'Idol Gives Back', it a very good crack,
and all for a very good cause.
With Simon Cowell and me, it'll be very good TV,
but we might have to dub the applause!