This weekend was short, a cold I have caught,
I'm sneezing and freezing and cold.
My nose is so blocked, my eyes shut and locked,
and I'm aching and feeling so old.

My temperature's 102.5, I'm lucky to be alive,
but I'm actually feeling like death,
I hate the taste of food, I'm angry, in a mood,
and I smell and have very bad breath.

I'm sure it's the Flu, I'm not sure what to do,
the Doctor can't see me she's busy.
I can't drive my car, my chest's full of catarrh
and I feel weak and ever so dizzy!

I have a fuzzy head, I'm bored of being in bed,
and I'm driving my partner insane.
With a cold I could cope but now there's no hope,
I've developed the flu bug again.